National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019
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national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick
someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

When a young twink hops around on one leg pretending to suck a dick.
by BigCOCKDADDY! August 02, 2020
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National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by CumJuggler3000 September 25, 2019
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Go Suck a Man's Dick

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
by Quiteabod November 13, 2013
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Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.
Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”
by Jack dancer February 16, 2022
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