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Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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courage stripe

A courage stripe is when a man has a beard with a strip of grey in it. The stripe signifies a wizened man who has truly lived and has many layers.
Check out MarkE- That courage stripe; you just want to peel back the layers of this robust man
by GailGrey October 3, 2017
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wound stripe

My son always has wound stripes in his underwear after a wet fart
by StarMom October 19, 2017
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3 strikes

When a man attempts to find his "soul mate" by trying to cum within the span of 3 pumps. If he doesn't, she's out.
man, he was out cold within 3 strikes, she must be the one
by Sister Angelina May 6, 2020
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Hoe Stripe

When a girl, typically of a deviant nature, bleaches the front of their fringe lighter than the rest of their hair. Perfectly framing their face alerting the gents that they are, in fact, a hoe.
“Hey did you see Millie’s hoe stripe”
“No, but that does make sense, as she is a big hoe bag
“Oh, for sure
by a big strong boy March 12, 2023
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MMMMM CHICKEN STRIPS

A very slang saying used by the native orangutans of new jersey. This saying is used to say that you are ugly and you have to face it.
The Orangutan Replied, "MMMMM CHICKEN STRIPS" To the young orangutan just before it threw itself off a cliff.
by sussy.baka May 15, 2022
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strides

a man's pants, but only in the context of him being instructed to lose them. always had a slinky, horny vibe to it.
in my circle of pals in a small city in north america, from the 80s on, the word was really only heard in the phrase "drop those strides, cowboy..."

or perhaps that was only, um, in my geographical region? or my neighbourhood? or perhaps only my street. well, actually, maybe even only in my house. but nevertheless, there are enough men out there who are familiar with this usage that it deserves an entry in this distinguished forum.
by CEW Chief Executive Wench July 23, 2008
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