Stephen Irvine

Mid physics teacher that has dementia and thinks that a document from "Somewhere, i think its kildare" is gold.

Stephen Irvine has dementia

by Ur Mum 01 October 25, 2022

Stephen Newall

A socially introverted male. Usually hunchback and a part of the Jewish community. Doesn't have the ability to talk to the opposite gender. Plays overwatch all day.

"That guy over there looks like a Stephen Newall."
"Let's not go near him."

by Bigmoris April 20, 2021

The Stephen Kelly

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.

Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Dustin Stephens

Dustin Stephens, is one of the best apache gunner any pilot could have. Ruggedly handsome by definition and has the style of a young Tom Cruise. Can make a grown man cry by only using his eye brows, causes an orgasms with the sound of voice. Can master anything he sets his mind to, can cause millillion's to lose interest upon growing tired of it. Is the strongest person you could meet in 10 life times. Has the biggest heart towards family and friends.

I once dated a guy for three years before i found out he wasn't born with the name Dustin Stephens, and then i raped, ate and killed him.

by Aesir March 30, 2013

Dirty Stephen

A Dirty Stephen is when after performing coitus on a woman, he comes up with her juices in his beard and wrings it into her mouth.

Ugh, I got the best head last night, and even let him give me a Dirty Stephen.

by Abracudunk June 9, 2020

Stephen Harper

A heartless, bat-shit crazy, beady eyed, Evangelicalism faith following, fat sack of trash that doubles as the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. In October 2006, this hot pile of garbage was elected the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada leading the Conservatives to a minority Government with a mere 36.2% of the popular vote.

Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.

Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.

Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.

"Hey sweetie, that nasty skid mark in your undies looks just like Stephen Harper’s face.”

by andymack May 20, 2011

Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.

1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...

by Thor B December 9, 2006