spof

when you’re walking in a lawn and the dew is still there so as you leave, there’s some grass sticking to your feet.

“yo, when i was a kid, I spoffed all the time.”

by spoffedsohard May 21, 2020

Meat Sprocket

Cyberpunk slang for vagina. This stems from the fact that a Sprocket is a cybernetic vagina.

That joygrrl's meat sprocket was worn out roast beef.

by Johnny2085 October 30, 2008

sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005

sprock

A Seattle slang word used when referring to the action of action of having sex.

I wanna sprock that girl, she's so fine.

by None of Your Damn Business December 2, 2003

Sproat

VERB:
to mathematically rape

NOUN:
is pronounced (as an amalgamy of the two dicspilines)

"Sprape"

but is spelt 'sproat' as in the verb.

VERB:
"My math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"Lame, dude. You got totally sproated"

NOUN:
"my math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"lame, dude. what a sproat (pronounced 'sprape')"

by thegoodthebadandthesproated December 17, 2008

Spoofer

For use as a description of absolutely any person or object. Originating from the derogatory definition of Semen.

How are you Spoofer. Where's the Spoofer? I've had a Spoofer of a day. Spoof!

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

Sprock

Fan made music about the popular T.V show Supernatural.

Fan: I might write some sprock/a sprock song.

by nonabones August 24, 2011