Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

The Sporty

A magnetic gathering place for low socio-economic people found in Warragul, Victoria, Australia.

Man! I got so trashed last night I ended up at the Sporty! That place is a magnet.

by simmat July 2, 2009

shotty

A term widely used in Natural Selection to refer to the shotgun.

PoopskilletPappy - hey com shotty plz
187Commandar - suck my dick

by D-san September 6, 2003

sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.

Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.

by mikalover January 13, 2010

scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.

Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...

by zimplr April 18, 2017

Spittyraw

When there is a lack of both lube and condoms available when initiating coitus. Resulting in natural lubrication and no protecting.

“Hey boo, tonight I’m going in spittyraw on your junkbox ;) !”

by WhosACreamy November 3, 2018