by Grandmas cookie November 17, 2016

When you need a ride home and just have a enough for a McDouble. So you get a McDouble with extra ketchup and blow someone with a McDouble in your mouth.
by Teemunny April 23, 2018

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara
by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

The act of being sloppy when highly intoxicated ultimately leading in physical damage to ones body. I.e. Broken bones or Fractures
Friend - "Don't get Javi sloppy now, can't have nobody getting hurt on this trip"
Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"
Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"
by CompaChris August 6, 2019

Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.
by AJ Howl October 15, 2020

A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis
(or girls' vagina).
(or girls' vagina).
person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.
person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.
person 1: Yes
person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.
person 1: Yes
by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
