(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
by names-epicc June 6, 2021
Get the Simp police mug.A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such:
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
Mike: "Dude, I signed the simp contract yesterday and I've never felt so protected in my life! It's like a form of insurance so I won't fall into the shame of simping ever again."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
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Simmy is perfection...
1) She is extremely intelligent and creative and is a complete badass but on the inside is a softy...
Adding to that she is a great leader and really mature.
2)Simmy is extremely loyal and can be trusted as a friend or girlfriend : she will never cheat, lie or trick you. Also, she is really supportive and trusts people who are Loyal to her.
3) She is perfect!
She has a mesmerising smile and seductive eyes and an amazing body and makes other girls envy .In addition, she always attracts attention without even trying!
4) She is brave and fearless but can sometimes be a bit too hyper and over dramatic when excited.
5) She is sometimes sensitive towards criticism but is strong and able to pick up the pieces of her broken heart and rebuild herself.
6)AWESOME FANGIRL
7) She is musical and artistic and has multiple talents
So overall, Simmy is perfect and talented.
So hug a Simmy and tell her so...
a: Did you see Simmy?
b: yeah. she's so hot
or
A: Letting go of Simmy was the hardest thing
b: You were lucky to have her but you just threw her away...
1) She is extremely intelligent and creative and is a complete badass but on the inside is a softy...
Adding to that she is a great leader and really mature.
2)Simmy is extremely loyal and can be trusted as a friend or girlfriend : she will never cheat, lie or trick you. Also, she is really supportive and trusts people who are Loyal to her.
3) She is perfect!
She has a mesmerising smile and seductive eyes and an amazing body and makes other girls envy .In addition, she always attracts attention without even trying!
4) She is brave and fearless but can sometimes be a bit too hyper and over dramatic when excited.
5) She is sometimes sensitive towards criticism but is strong and able to pick up the pieces of her broken heart and rebuild herself.
6)AWESOME FANGIRL
7) She is musical and artistic and has multiple talents
So overall, Simmy is perfect and talented.
So hug a Simmy and tell her so...
a: Did you see Simmy?
b: yeah. she's so hot
or
A: Letting go of Simmy was the hardest thing
b: You were lucky to have her but you just threw her away...
by NATHAN FEARON August 9, 2021
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Kyle is hosting a party to celebrate after Pokimane mentioned his name after he donated his entire student loan. He is beyond simp
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
Get the beyond simp mug.34 Simp Street is a group chat on Twitter filled with Quackity stans . Their gc is filled with absolutely amazing people that love to crack jokes. If you’ve watched any streams, or have been on quackitytwt long enough, you may have seen the Fuck Ahona, all my homies hate Ahona trend circle around a few times. Since Ahona is in their group, they decided to make this a trend and it started to spread like wildfire. There was even a account named AhonaHate for this specific trend. The three people that encourage this the most are Ana, Josie, and Alanna but I think every group members contributed in some way. Their group has gotten backlash for this behavior, even through many members made it clear that these posts were only jokes, although some people they don’t even know can take things a little too far
so some of their members have taking a step back and tried to calm it down. Another thing Simp Street is known for is their donations on quackity twitch streams and funny memes they like to make. Ahona is normally the one who sends things like I love you but I also want to slap you bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch but Alex has ignored every donation mentioning Simp Street for unknown reasons. They’ve been pulled into quackitytwt drama with no reason whatsoever, but have always tried to not worsen the situation. Nothing new has currently happened in their group, in fact, they’re a pretty damn good one. They overall have a good rep n good peeps
so some of their members have taking a step back and tried to calm it down. Another thing Simp Street is known for is their donations on quackity twitch streams and funny memes they like to make. Ahona is normally the one who sends things like I love you but I also want to slap you bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch but Alex has ignored every donation mentioning Simp Street for unknown reasons. They’ve been pulled into quackitytwt drama with no reason whatsoever, but have always tried to not worsen the situation. Nothing new has currently happened in their group, in fact, they’re a pretty damn good one. They overall have a good rep n good peeps
1.
Random Ass Person: Omg, did you hear about what Alex did again??
Random Ass Person’s... Friend??: omg wut
Random Ass Person: HE IGNORED 34 SIMP STREET AGAIN LMFAOAOAOA
Random Ass Person’s Friend??: OMG AHAHA
2.
Someone who can’t take a joke: Oh my god, can Simp Street stop with the Ahona Hate trend?? Jeez, she’s great and they’re just jelly 😡😡😡😡
3.
A Member from 34 Simp Street (donation):
“OKAY, THIS IS EPIC!!”
AHONA HAS DONATED $25: notice simp street you fucking asshole
Alex: *reads donation... pauses for a min*
Also Alex: WTF AHONA THATS MEAN (OR) Ahonaaa! Thank you for the donation and all of your support... okay... uh.. ANYWAYS! (Either one, I just can’t tell. He’ll ignore them either way)
Random Ass Person: Omg, did you hear about what Alex did again??
Random Ass Person’s... Friend??: omg wut
Random Ass Person: HE IGNORED 34 SIMP STREET AGAIN LMFAOAOAOA
Random Ass Person’s Friend??: OMG AHAHA
2.
Someone who can’t take a joke: Oh my god, can Simp Street stop with the Ahona Hate trend?? Jeez, she’s great and they’re just jelly 😡😡😡😡
3.
A Member from 34 Simp Street (donation):
“OKAY, THIS IS EPIC!!”
AHONA HAS DONATED $25: notice simp street you fucking asshole
Alex: *reads donation... pauses for a min*
Also Alex: WTF AHONA THATS MEAN (OR) Ahonaaa! Thank you for the donation and all of your support... okay... uh.. ANYWAYS! (Either one, I just can’t tell. He’ll ignore them either way)
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