shart

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.

by Foof March 27, 2003

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

Sharnice

A very Adventurous, bold, beautiful, intelligent, and honest person who's most likely to attract the attention of everyone around her.

Sharnice is such a stuck up grunch, oh who am I kidding why can't I be her.

by Inquire 123 November 10, 2014

Jumped the shark

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.

As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.

by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

Sharnia

Sharnia is an outstanding babe, she is the everything that you can hope or imagine for, she has it all. she has the looks that makes guys melt to their core, shes very popular with the boys, shes very outgoing, friendly and a wonderful girlfriend any guy would be lucky to have her. Sharnia is one of those girls who put all her heart into a relationship and asks that you love her in return, she can light up your world every time you see her, she can swing your mood around in a heartbeat, she makes you feel special in every way possible, no matter what happens she will always stand by her boyfriend, friends and family. she is also devoted to making everyone happy. she puts alot of effort into her relationship and gets the finest results from all her effort. amazing eyes amazing hair and an amazing lover, truely an amazing person all over she has the best body but wont admit it, she can be stubborn but you can deal with that, boys if you find a sharnia thats single stick by her best friend take the chance to be with her you wont regret it

boy 1 : omg whos that?!
boy 2 : thats sharnia
boy 1 : shes so hot, shes a babe

by asdfghjkl.1 September 7, 2013

shareski

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself or near your general vicinity, photographing the resulting stain and then posting it on Twitter for others to view.

Did you see John pulled a shareski last night after he spilled ketchup all over his pants?

by brueckj23 February 4, 2010