Baby Seal Argument 

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.

" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."

Baby Seal Argument by mother superiour October 25, 2005

Batty Circus Seal 

Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head

After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.

Batty Circus Seal by K December 16, 2003

Screamin' Seal 

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal

She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.

Screamin' Seal by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever 

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018

water tight seal 

It's what you have when you never take it up the ass.

Jerry: "Sup man you made it out of prison alive."
George: "Yeah, but I lost my water tight seal..."

water tight seal by cHeks July 13, 2010

pulled a seal-pot 

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.

Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot

pulled a seal-pot by likwidmuse October 15, 2011

Soda Seal Bracelets 

A bracelet made by obtaining the round blue seal from the top of soda caps, Cutting out the middle, and then stretching them out into a bracelet.
These are said to be 'Make-out' bracelets, and when someone brakes one of of you, you make out with them.

Person A: You broke my Soda Seal Bracelet!
Person B: Oops! Lets go make out!
Person A: Okay!

Multi-tards!

Soda Seal Bracelets by Wisp_13 September 19, 2004