the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017

juicy scoop

Some specific information that happens to be particularly interesting.

We found some real juicy scoops when we researched about 9/11.

by Pen-man March 13, 2018

Scoop poop

Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .

Memes are sacred man. Don't Scoop poop

by Mak memeleer July 12, 2017

Two Scoops

When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.

Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.

That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.

Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.

by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022

scoop baby

when a woman performs oral sex on a man then removes the ejaculate from her mouth and places it inside her vagina to get pregnant.

That baby aint mine we didn't have sex…she must have done a scoop baby!!

by longbear gunns April 17, 2014

Scoop Scope

Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.

"Dude Scoop Scoped the shit out of this kid last night!"

by TheWhiteFang February 24, 2011