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There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 30, 2016
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One Night at Flumpty's

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.
Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?
by Nuukill May 14, 2015
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flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager
Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit
by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006
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flip someone's chart

Meaning to physically flip a persons chart causing a disturbance or shift in emotion. The object being flipped is not limited to a chart but can also be a paper, an opinion, a human in a fight, or a finger. It can also be a metaphor alluding to the arousal of a man's private area. This term is commonly used by gang members (typically Bloods), Confederates, and overly dedicated baseball fans in a classroom setting but can also be used on the street.
Kim, if you and my man are fucking I will have no problem flipping your chart.

If I get one more low test score I'm gonna flip someone's chart.
by urbanconfederate99 May 9, 2017
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Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,
What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!
by FeyJay January 4, 2011
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Fleischman's vodka

n.
The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.
Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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The Fly's Eyes

The act of taking your ballsack and penis in your hand and twisting them up-side down to make it look like a fly's face.
Try The Fly's Eyes infront of the mirror first, once you have perfected it do it to people who will and wont appreciate it, the people who don't will make the people who do laugh... Workmates, girlfriends, her family!

Its fun!
by Big Deee September 9, 2009
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