Russia

A City in ohio

Person 1, idk what names:I'm going to russia
Person 2: they speak an entire different language
Person 1:the city in ohio
Person 2:wtf

by Reymcgowan February 21, 2021

Jack Russell

A very hyper dog that can also be your best friend in the world!

Boy, that jack russell sure does love humpin thangs! I had to rip him off the neighbors cat eairlier!

by Jam_the_surfer July 25, 2007

Russian Pardon

A Russian pardon is a blessing given to any act of drunkeness, homosexual encounters, wife swapping or in general being a filthy low life cunt.

Named as such as many Russians seem to like same sex (but its not gay) relations as well as wife beating and drunken drug infested rampages

Mr Cross : "Where is Viktor?"

Mr Denver: "Hes just finished smoking the skin flute of Nicholas"

Mr Cross: "What a fucking homo"

Mr Denver: "No, he has given himself a Russian pardon on that one"

Mr Cross "What do you mean Mr Denver - a Russian pardon?"

Mr Denver : "He insisted it wasnt gay as he didnt look him in the eye when copping a load in the mouth"

Mr Cross: "oh - thats fine then, definately not gay unless you make eye contact"

by Spit_Roasted_Chef December 3, 2011

russian tornado

When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.

My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Russell

This person is someone that you will never regret meeting. It's like a bestfriend but more, I guess you could say a soulmate, he's the one person in the world that gets you better than anyone else. Someone who makes you a better person physically and emotionally. He's someone you carry with you forever. So when you fall Inlove with a guy named Russell, make sure you fall hard so he can pick you up.

I fell hard for a guy named Russell

by Unkown_lover September 16, 2016

Russian-Dutch Cut

A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.

Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!

by Graves G January 17, 2009

russ grove

1.a) To run a company into the ground. b) To be an officer in a series of campanies that tanked.

2. To chase investors for operating capital while the company is tanking.

3.(Future tense) To clean out you office in the middle of the night and skip town with the checkbook.

1.That ass-clown has the kiss of death. He can russ grove a company in a matter of weeks.

2.Anybody seen the CEO? He must be out russ groving at the county club.

3."Park the Porsche on the street tonight, Cassie. I've got to russ grove before payroll checks bounce and the IRS shows up."

by Clamp Shire September 14, 2008