Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.
by catarack November 10, 2015
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Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."
by relentlessbukkake May 11, 2018
Get the Roasted and Ghosted mug.When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.
Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
by Timberino May 19, 2016
Get the roast a pumpkin mug.A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
by Hatter101 March 23, 2016
Get the monday roast mug.by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012
Get the Roast Chestnuts mug.Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it
James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah
by Bigger fatty January 29, 2018
Get the Roasted Marshmallow mug.My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.
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