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The Richard Weiss Scoring System 

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

Jayden and Richard 

Jayden has a crush on Richard but Richard doesn’t know. Jayden follows Richard everywhere and appears whenever Richard needs so Richard kinda likes Jayden too !
Jayden and Richard are hugging because Jayden tries to comfort Richard.

Someone: They look so cute together !
Someone else: They must be dating !
Jayden and Richard by Cutie0920 November 20, 2020
Word for a mans penis. When a mans name is Richard, he is commonly referred to as "Dick".
"Oh fuck, my Richard hurts."
Richard by TehHonors February 14, 2015

Richard Spencer'd 

What you call punching a nazi in the face.
Richard Spencer live in fear of being RIchard Spencer'd after he got Richard Spencer'd during an interview.

Richard Spencering an alt-right dirtbag is the most patriotic thing you can do.

Richard Simmonsaurus 

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.
Richard Simmonsaurus by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Richard Milker 

Comes from the latin term falic drainius (Modern Cock Sucker)

Formal way of explaining one as a dick sucker

Generally a term used amongst homosexual males.

Also see Jonathan Kline
Jonathan Lee Kline is the biggest Richard Milker in Greensburg.
Richard Milker by Tammy / RonJon September 13, 2006

Richard Gere'd 

When a man saves a woman from her miserable life (due to having no money, a kid, being a whore, or all of the above) by taking her in and making her a normal person in return for sex (ie What Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman).
If that broke bitch wasn't Richard Gere'd by Jamal, she would still be out on the streets.