post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

remon

the act of squeezing a lemon into a mans buthole

i did the remon last night

by MrMcGangbang May 7, 2015

Recockadickulous

When something is so unbelievable/impossible that ridiculous just doesn't quite cover the situation.

Holy fuckin hell, did you see Bill shaft his nutsac open on that chain link fence? That was recockadickulous!

by Spirion February 10, 2010

Dirty Remo

A big brolic Sri lankan man violantly fucks you whilst concentrating on maths homework

I gave your mother a dirty remo

by Ur mother 12345 August 30, 2021

Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.

text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^

by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009

Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by Loperman November 21, 2021

Remick

A verb, to have sex in one's basement

Hey dude, you hear that he got to Remick her?
Naw, she was drunk
Oh no, PICS!www.89.com

by Harper Smothers January 28, 2005