Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 20, 2019

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Redneck Golf

A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.

Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Pomeroon Redneck

A person who was born or have roots in the Pomeroon River of the South American County of Guyana 🇬🇾.

These Pomeroon Rednecks posting on Facebook all day and not coming back to check them farm.

by Wuthless April 3, 2018

dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Redneck Roller Coaster

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.

seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com

by Dr. Von Popenstein November 7, 2004

Redneck Holy Water

Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.

PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?

by Skipper420 January 7, 2010