Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

Rectum Reload

A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.

Me and my buddy are playing Rectum Reload at the crib.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

repulsive rectum

The act of fucking a girl in the ass a so hard that her rectum becomes completely obsolete and indiscernible so much so that she has no control over what happens down there, therefore causing her to shart shit and cum everywhere.

Joe: Hey Sam how did your date go last night?
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.

by Thats that gay Shit! May 31, 2018

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

rectum spectre

Unknown anal activity. Not knowing or remembering if you had anal sex last night

I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?

by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019

Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

Rectumate

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.

I'm going to rectumate her.

by Pigrocks August 21, 2006