piss like a russian racehorse

When you have to piss badly like a Russian Racehorse

I gotta piss like a Russian Racehorse.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Giving or receiving

A versatile joke similar too that's what she said. Mostly used as a joke or as a insult towards a male. Maybe used toward females depending on the conversation.

"Man, last night was awesome. That blowjob was great."
"Giving or receiving?"

"Man, I sure love anal sex!"
"Giving or receiving?"

"My man sure is a freak, we stayed up all night doing anal."
"Were you giving or receiving!!!?"

by Capt.Rayban January 28, 2010

recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009

recelect

Remember your past thoughts, Or what you've said in the past.

I recelected my memories of you.

by hyefive May 9, 2009

National give/receive head day

October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.

Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.

by BussySlayer69 October 2, 2019

Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

recharge

to improve ones state of satisfaction. To get drunk, jacked up, or take a nap.

Can also be used as a noun. Pass me that recharge, aka beer.

I'm tired.. I need a recharge

I need a recharge..

by Bret February 28, 2004