North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing

Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!

by ayee33003 October 16, 2018

Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.

"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"

by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011

Anal Roaming

When you Shove your phone in someones asshole, try to call someone and start roaming.

Man i wanted to give her an anal roaming last night but i didnt pay my phone bill!

by SotaBoyz December 14, 2010

Thicc Remington

The man with the juiciest ass in the world.

Trish: why is that photoshop app on your phone
Peter: I was using it to make thicc Remington’s ass even juicier

by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019

Remington cunt

A very bad player in Call Of Duty:Black Ops 2, who has to use the Remington 870 shotgun to kill you. These players are complete trash and have no skill whatsoever, due to the fact the Remington can kill you instantly in a 50 foot radius.

Gamer #1 "God dammit, what a Remington cunt!"

Gamer #2 "Dude, I hate those fags."

by Truefactz January 6, 2014

Reaing

Prettending to read while having a severe hangover

Abe: dude, why is angie reading with her sunglasses on?

Ocram: oh, she's reaing

Abe: You mean reading?

Ocram: nah, reaing, she's prenttending to read, she vowed never to drink again because she couldn't hang

by Jabronnie June 17, 2010

raming

The process of swimming through a cloudy patch in open water that happens to be ejaculate.

"Dude, Steven went swimming in the bay the other day and realized he was raming in a humpback whale's jizz."

by thedominanttooth October 22, 2008