Skip to main content

Raw Dog Ramen

Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.
Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.
by RAWdogRAMEN February 25, 2021
mugGet the Raw Dog Ramenmug.

ramen curl

A person with extremely curly blond locks, typically resembling ramen.
by The Ginger Eunich April 26, 2017
mugGet the ramen curlmug.

Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.
Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!
by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018
mugGet the Porn Ramenmug.

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.
Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowllast night.
by Meater1234 December 31, 2023
mugGet the hot dog ramen bowlmug.

ramen

dude : What's up guys, I'm trying that NEW viral RAMEN HACK! but with a SPECIAL TWIST... In 1998 U.S. President Bill Clinton ordered the destruction of the largest pharmaceutical plant in Sudan, launching 13 Tomahawk cruise missiles. The plant was pulverised, reduced to nothing but broken medicine bottles and rubble. The U.S. government claimed that the plant was used to make chemical weapons, but officials later said that there was no proof that the plant had been manufacturing or storing chemical weapons. The destruction of the plant wiped out more than half of Sudan's medicine in an instant. Because Sudan was under a U.S. sanction embargo, Sudan could not recuperate for the loss, and as a result, tens of thousands of people, many of them children, have suffered and died from malaria, tuberculosis, and other treatable diseases.

dude 2 : what the fuck
by sillycat13 April 28, 2023
mugGet the ramenmug.

Ramen

If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:

1) It usually only costs a few cents

2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave

3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen
by Overstored Milk March 20, 2023
mugGet the Ramenmug.

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen
by Ramenslut September 25, 2017
mugGet the Hold the ramenmug.

Share this definition