Jack the Ass Ripper

Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.

Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.

by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015

Ripon, CA

welcome to ripon. population: nobody and everybody. here, you walk everywhere and the "it" place is pizza pluss. you can not say a word and everyone would still know your whole life. your a guy? either your a jock, a partier, a combination of the two, or just not important. Orr a cop, and therefore, still not important. your a girl? your most likely stuck up, non caring, and bitchy, but deep down you really do have your problems. your gonna be the sporty one, the pretty one, the smart one, the chill one, the sluty one, and the one who was hella drunk at that orchard party last weeknd all at some point. choose friends wiseely, nuff said. heres the deal, if you dont like your bf/gfs exes, you hate half the town. youve tried weed at least once, and maybe popped a pill or two. your weekends may start on "thirsty thursday" and consist of beer pong and garage parties. you stress over the high standards of your highschool and have talked to multiple police. its all about the clothes, and the music, your dictionary and "hobbies," and social standing. sports and photography may define you. see, at the end of the day, were all pretty damn similar, and most of all, we all just wanna leave.

Ripon, CA is a small town.

by klovie December 3, 2011

Rippin

Making jokes about someone

Most of which dont make sense

Me:You so fat you eat concrete and sh!t bricks
Precious: why you rippin on me like that

by Supercalifragilistick April 26, 2011

KELLY RIPPA

The statement after a great insult! Can be expressed with full emotion or solemn tone. Use with a back and forth motion with left and right hand when said. Motion can be stressed or quick and to the point.

Steve:"These college classes are killing me!"

Josh:"Your mom goes to college." "Kelly Rippa!"

by GOOTS May 7, 2007

Ripon

place i used to live
it is really small and has a hella good skate park there...its known everywhere...and i was there when it was being built..
other then that its not that fun

but go say "hi to ashley at taco bell and Jack in The box....

haha fun times

hey lets go skate at the ripon skate park

ok lets go!

by hahaha Funny Stuff October 20, 2008

Rippe

Noun; see fun police
A slur directed at a person who is a stickler against fun but innocent activities.

1) We were trying to have fun but that rippe over there made us stop.
2) Shut up rippe, we will do what we want.

by Sugam October 30, 2016

ripplejerk

the flexing of the penis and sphincter muscle without using outside stimuli thus leading to ejaculation

how many times did john ripplejerk before he blew his jism load.

by jaredwriter September 7, 2007