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Last Rights

A shitty pop-punk band from Bristol.
Sam - "I saw Last Rights last night they were amazing."
Adam- "What are you like 12"
by Aaronisshit May 30, 2011
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MANAGEMENT RIGHTS

A TERM, REASON, OR JUDGEMENT GIVEN TO EMPLOYEES WHO HAVE BEEN AFFLICTED ON THE JOB, YET DESPITE THE EMPLOYEE'S UNDISPUTED EVIDENCE THAT SAY OTHERWISE, THEY ARE TOLD T O "STAND DOWN" OR "PICK YOUR BATTLES". THE TERM IS INTERCHANGEABLY USED AS A MORE PROFESSIONAL WAY OF SAYING "BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO AND I AM MORE INTERESTED IN PRESERVING MY OWN EGO AND ILLUSION OF ALWAYS BEING RIGHT THAN ACTUALLY DOING WHATS RIGHT. WE MUST NOT LOOK WEAK". THE TERM IS COMMON PLACE IN WORKPLACES HELL BENT ON THE PRESERVATION OF A GOOD OLE BOY/CLUB MENTALITY WHERE THE RULES ONLY APPLY TO SOME TO GIVE A SELECT FEW WHAT THEY WANT.
SUB-BOSS --" CAN YOU BELEIVE THE FACTS THESE GUYS BROUGHT AGAINST ME ON MY DECISION. WHAT DO WE DO NOW". BOSS-- "DON'T WORRY, WE WILL JUST CLAIM MANAGEMENT RIGHTS. ITS MORE IMPORTANT FOR IT TO LOOK LIKE YOU MADE A SOUND DECISION".
by PUREFUCKINGCOMMONSENSE July 27, 2017
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Horny people have rights

I can confirm that horny people do, in fact, have rights.
Person 1: Do horny people have rights?
Person 2: Yes, horny people have rights.
by hueheuheueheueh October 9, 2019
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Civil Rights Beam Cannon

An attack Picollo from Dragon Ball would use, if he was a civil rights activist. However, it would be a completely ineffective move, since actual power is required to use an attack in Dragon Ball, and civil rights are nonexistent in the universe.
Piccolo: Civil Rights Beam Cannon!
Civil Rights Beam Cannon: *does nothing*
by WhyMyPPsmall April 13, 2019
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Gay rights

What are gay rights?
by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021
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Women’s Rights

Error 404: This page does not exsist.
Me: “Hey Siri, whats the definition of women’s rights?”
Siri: “I’m not sure how to answer that-”
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Equal rights

If women want equal right we'll give equal fight
You want equal rights?here's a 12 gauge slug to the head
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