worthless response

Lol

I’m going to introduce you to the Maestro of the Metropolitan Opera!!!

Worthless Response: Lol

by MGGY February 18, 2018

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".

A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021

No Responsibility

A person under 8

The Court said You are no Responsibility

by 459395 March 16, 2022

Ams response

A ams response is where somebody gives a awnser to a image or text with a bland watered down message of 1 or 2 words stating the obvious of the text or image.

What a mood killer.

User: Wow look I finally got this new set of armor, it took me super long and tons of time to grind I even got this cute modification for my helmet!

(User sends photo of armor with a cat helmet)

Ams response: furry

by Idontmtknowm April 9, 2022

emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022