CI Reasoning

The type of reasoning that makes you want to say "yes" to everything.

Are these relevant to the term "vibraphones"? Well, if you put your face between those and blow real hard, it can be a vibraphone. CI reasoning, and all.

by mechanical turkey April 20, 2018

creative reason

When you fire someone from a project to make it easier, because you're afraid you have to get out of bed and do your actual job.

Krista Vernoff : We are letting go of Sarah Drew and Jessica Capshaw for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 13, 2018

no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

the reason

the reason

The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

Same reason

That is a Goddamn lie.

Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024