quile

Quile is the abbreviation of "quite a while". To "be a quile" is to be gone for a long period of time, although the actual period of time does not have to be pre-determined.

For instance, your Manager is stepping out for a long, liquid lunch, and on their way out the door he/she says "Hold my calls Janet, I'll probably be a quile".

by JulzBris January 28, 2014

Quil

To be on "The Quil" or "The Q" results in rapid spontaneous outbursts such as "you douchebag!" and equally startling "I really want a ice-cream cone right about now". It often ends with the influenced subject passing out after giving up on the downstairs light not going off by itself.

"Brooke, you're on the Quil"

by Dan Scarberry October 20, 2008

quilt

A homosexual (gay, puff, queer, noddy etc.)

Bowler

"your such a fucking quilt"

by Cunty July 29, 2005

quil

taking either/both nyquil and dayquil whilst sick with a cold or the flu.

Joe: Yo dawg, im off the quil today. I'm still sick but I ran out.
Paul: Mad props, I'm sick too and got some quil. Want some?
Joe: Fo sho!

by SkittlesMcGee February 26, 2011

quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

by iheartwords July 29, 2009

quillotine

Derivative of the words Quill + Guillotine.
A kind of deth or defamation or misrepresentation device or writing style within literature, usually found in journalism.
Coined by Vjesci.

I: That magazine is a quillotine.

by vjesci April 11, 2007

quilch

to step on someone's heel while following to closely.

Sean walks down the sidewalk and Elliot repeatedly steps on Sean's heels behind him.
Sean: Watch it! You're quilching all over the place!

by wildmilechamp August 2, 2006