half snap quarterback

When a man is giving anal to thier partner then pulls out and sticks a cucumber in the partners butthole then grabs the ankles of the partner and slams them into the floor. Leaving the partner knocked out with a bloody nose and a cucumber up their ass.

I gave her the old half snap quarterback for free...lucky ho.

by guntherrenker21 January 14, 2008

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

quarter life slump

a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.

girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.

by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009

Quarter Life Crisis

The QLC is when you realize that you have to be Responsible. It is when the job you accept is the beginning of a Career Path. It is when the guy/girl you date might be The One. It is when you realize you spend more time at Happy Hour than anywhere else because it is the only place people complain more than you. It is when you know every word to Avenue Q: I Wish I Could Go Back To College.

See kbtheqlc.blogspot.com for real life examples of a Quarter Life Crisis.

by Loopgrl5 October 28, 2010

Quarterblack

An african-american football player in the quarterback position. Related positions include runningblack, lineblacker, cornerblack

Mike Vick is the best quarterblack in the United States.

by hithere:) February 22, 2011

Drop a quarter

1. To urinate in your pants
2. An alternative to phrases such as; 'pissed myself' or 'peed my pants'

"Dude! When Julie tripped a Foot Locker, I was about to drop a quarter!"

by blackcat16 March 17, 2010

quarter life crisis

the time when, halfway to the midlife crisis, you realize that you have spent the last 10 years drooling over playboy bunnies that you have no chance with, drinking enough beer to intoxicate an entire middle school, and fantasizing about a house and car that you could have bought if you wouldnt have spent $120,000 on a private university or two instead of becoming a plumber (seriously, master plumbers with five years experience make 46000 without a degree); also right about the time when college/high school girls start calling you "sir" and stop thinking you are anything but the creepy dude at the club

College grad: Boy, I would love to have a a Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint.
Owner of Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint: I can't even read.

by wonderfullyliteratefinanciallyshitterate May 18, 2005