The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
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Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
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Get the quantum retardinization mug.A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.
Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***
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Get the Quantum Night mug.A slider which traverses its whole length repeatedly at extremely high SV; the slider ball's position is only "observed" every 1ms, giving the illusion of strange movement patterns. These cause extreme lag so it is best to keep them simple.
No one even knows these sliders exist.
No one even knows these sliders exist.
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