Plonk

Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.

I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.

God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!

by Ihatepullups December 10, 2010

Plonk

to shit and ejaculate on someones face

dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.

that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.

by johnnyExpress February 22, 2011

plonk

Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.

Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!

by Tizzzy May 26, 2008

Plonder

Something between plod and wander.

He plondered over to the kitchen.

I want to plonder over there.

by ThreeTreeTrolls May 1, 2018

pylonia

The Country where all pylons are from. Place where everyone is dumb as fuck and have no purpose or clue.

Hey! Look at that dumb ass pylon! Isn't he from pylonia?

These people are so fuckin stupid u'd think they're from pylonia!

by Chris Vetraino March 31, 2008

Phlonkerton

A sport/game created back in the day in which contestants get as close to an oncoming ocean wave as possible without getting splashed. The object of the game is to reach out and touch the wave without the wave touching you. This game is most enjoyable when tripping under the moonlight at Point Dume. It is named after its creater Sir Francis Chad Phlonkerton III.

"When I play Phlonkerton its not about the money or the fame. Its all about touching that wave."

by Ace Siggle January 14, 2009

poloneo

Usually a term used to defined a certain type of warcraft players. These players belong to the category of warlocks and have absolutely zero skill at playing. Inspite of being people who specialize at ranged attacks with spells, "poloneos" prefer to beat people with their rather weak and baby-like fists.
Also used to refer to hairy spanish gay men, also commonly found in romania.

omg that lock is such a poloneo, hes one epic fail!!

by rhynoxen March 29, 2009