Pumping Station

when you are doing a girl in the butt while she is throwing up, you pump in while she pumps out.

Dude me and jenny drank too much last night and she got sick so we did the pumping station

by knaitlyn October 18, 2008

pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

purping

when you fuck a bird in the asshole.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.

please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.

Ralf: Are you.. into purping?

Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples

Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.

Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds

Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.

by kirstenandbrooke January 1, 2012

Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

by JAMZ! February 6, 2009

Pumping the Brown Eye

Anal sex, a humorous way to talk about it and works very well as a catchphrase. Useful to lighten the mood at work especially with physical labor.

Pfister: "Hey Jeff how's it going on the pipes?"

Jeff: "Just Pumping the Brown Eye" ;)

by PhFister July 20, 2010

PLOPINGITIS

A DISORDER OF THE ANAL AREA CAUSING MAJOR FECAL DISCHARGE. A SUBJECT WITH THE DISORDER CAN PASS LOADS EXCEEDING 25% OF THIER BODY MASS.

JOHNNY HAS TWO TOILETS IN HIS BATHROOM BECAUSE ONE TOILET CANNOT HANDLE HIS ENTIRE POOP DUE TO PLOPINGITIS.

by AHHHYAYA May 6, 2010

Pumping Irony

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.

The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.

by More_Libations June 4, 2015