pudding gasket

A thin, oily rim of loose stool that is often found on a public toilet seat.

There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Population Pudding

A delicious term for "sperm".

"Tonight I'm taking Sheila out to dinner. If all goes well, she'll be eating my population pudding for dessert!"

"Bob is so hot...I wouldn't mind tastin' his population puddin'"!

by DeAnn Guthrie December 17, 2012

Pudding Ring

A type of gotee that forms a circle all of the way around the mouth area, as if one had just indulged in a pudding cup. Ironically this is a form of facial hair typically found on males who are slightly overweight.

Oliver: So what did he look like?

Delia: I didn't really get the chance to look, I was far too enraptured with his glorious pudding ring.

by Veronica St. James February 18, 2009

Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.

Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014

daddy pudding

Usually a 20 year old man or above with size 4 feet who asks 12 year old children or preferably younger for nudes or sexual intercourse. The most common name for daddy pudding is josh. this act is also known as pedophilia.

josh is one hell of a 'daddy pudding'.

by daddy puds size 4 feet March 16, 2017

Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.

Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"

by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010

Pudding Bear

A big, clumsy, yet lovable animal who can be seen wearing camo outfit as well as diving a big blue truck...skilled in the art of Afro enginering the pudding bear can also be seen fishing or mowing the lawn..the pudding bear is what is known for being "farm strong"...however it is terrified of snakes and lizards...it's only known enemy is the public school education system

That pudding bear is one badass mother fucker

by Pendaho July 13, 2009