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Socially progressive capitalism

Socially progressive capitalism is the current ideal economic system. I'm coining the term because the false representations of socialism scare people. On top of that the word progressive has already been poisoned as well, looking at you Barney Frank. So it's a perfect time for a love sandwich, tada! Socially progressive capitalism. It takes the old idea of 'corporate welfare' capitalism that drives people mad with insatiable greed and it disinfects the trumpanzee out of those sick puppies. This process may take years because there are a fair amount of shit bathing trumpanzees that have slimed there way into politics. Then again #Bernie Sanders is a bad hombre so it may not.

Why is it best? Well all shit smothering trumpanzees aside.. No actually there is no other way around the sickness that is the trumpanzee and his money worshipping minions. Up to this point capitalism has been the best economic system for the most people atleast. Its better than any system that came before it. For that reason it can't go anywhere anytime soon but MUST be fixed. Socially progressive capitalism is the only solution to the sickness of insatiable greed that has overtaken too much of the current ruling bodies of the world. Might isn't rite when its wrong It promotes knowing your vote and voice count. As well as voting for things like Green New Deal Medicare for All People Over Profits Life Over War Four More Years of Public Education or Less if that's your thing.
When your tired of dodging trumpanzees slinging shit vote socially progressive.

Thanks to socially progressive capitalism the world isnt going end in nuclear armageddon.

Socially progressive capitalists are going to clean house in the next few years as these trumpanzee worshipping politicians come up for re-election.

#Andrew Yang says we need a 'people first' capitalism, formally known as socially progressive capitalism.
by iAMviking February 1, 2020
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Progesterone

Bio chemicals released by femal mamals when on there menstral cycal. The chemicals excite the oposite sex and are mainly what cause rapeings by weakminders.
I have been laying men by the dozens since I started my Progesterone cycle.
by JKD February 24, 2003
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Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax
The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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passive progressive

the act of helping out a situation towards the positive; moving people/situations forward in a positive way from the 'sidelines'. Helping out your friends or family without being completely obvious about it.
Shelly really was being passive progressive when she paid extra money towards rent without being asked when I was sick last month with the flu and missed all that work. She's the best!
by constantmusic June 6, 2009
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progressive dining

The fine art of what is known as snacking.
Eddie: I'm hungry, we should make dinner.

Jeff: I think I'm going to start with some progressive dining.
by Latvija December 21, 2007
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Progressive Bashment

Progressive Bashment
Is a form of verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.
People guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...
by Fo-Shizzel October 22, 2008
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proquestion

(n) a conjunction of sorts that combines a whole sentence into a one word question.

also see proquestionation.
Vanilla Ice: Hey broham, shaduupin?
Bouncer: What?
Vanilla Ice: Shaduupin, it's a proquestion that means What are you doing.
Bouncer: dont talk to me
by anthony_anatomy April 28, 2009
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