Professor .T. Phillips

A lot like 'Jekyll and Hyde' but instead it's 'Thomas Phillips and Professor .T. Phillips'. and instead it can be controlled but he still drank a potion to ignite the contagious virus. Professor .T. Phillips is a wise young man who can sometimes go over the barrier and act a little.. strange, using quotes such as 'St Nick' and 'Balderdash'. He lives in a mansion in the rural South West with his science lab along the corridor and up the stairs. It's where he gets into his tuxedo and experiments away, sometimes can go to far resulting in being too posh, speaking too wisely, being arrogant and an ignorant little racist pig. He loves too play Football with his grand shoes he flexes 24/7 too his, dear peers as he would say. He also loves to play darts and pretends the dart board is a certain someone, named Daniel *****. Professor .T. Phillips is a life-ruining hypocrite, who goes around slapping, cutting, and elbowing certain people, (won't mention names). He's a hypocrite because he does all that stuff for no reason and if you accidently nudge him by a centimetre he will go and tell the Police and that's you're life done. Also, if you ever stumble across him in public do NOT call him a fat bastard, unless you want your life ruined. Not to mention he adores his ties and bowties. Also he laughs in the up-most (as he would say) obnoxious way possible whilst clapping his chubby little hands like a baby desperate for there little train set.

That posh ol' pikey over there, he's a bit of a Professor .T. Phillips.

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

Professor Mumblemouth

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.

Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "

by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022

Protest via Poetry

When someone waves or reads a book of poetry at a Trump rally as they are being pissed off by his racist, supremacist, or hateful comments about his political foes or towards those with a different skin color as him.

Johanna opened a copy of Claudia Rankine’s “Citizen: An American Lyric” halfway through the political rally she’s attending with her husband—did her action look like a sign protest via poetry?

by Covido July 28, 2023

Profesh in the Mesh

Obtaining the behaviours and strong memory expertise of a professional into the “mesh,” metaphorical for the hippocampus of the brain; being too extremely professional at an activity.

person 1: aw dang, Cailyn has her face in the wall again while on pointe because she can’t remember the exercise…

person 2: don’t worry, she just has to get profesh in the mesh, then she’ll get it.

by littlered989 October 11, 2023

Professional Yapper

Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.

Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014

Phallus Professor

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.

"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".

by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015