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preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end
by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022
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Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.
"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"
by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012
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New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang
by joesboat123 July 22, 2019
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Preston

Amazing boy with brown hair, and gorgeous blue eyes. Incredibly Athletic. Not very book smart but has a lot of common sense. Amazingly good in bed.
Preston is so fine!
by soccerislyfe5789 March 29, 2017
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preston

A boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. He is unbelievably sweet and knows how to cheer a person up on a rainy day. He is an undiscovered sexy boy who is absolutely unbelievable in bed. He might not be the tallest of guys but you can count on his height where it counts.
Lexi: "Wow im so flattered that i have a preston in my life. Crazy!!!"
by big daddy5 June 3, 2018
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rebecca preston

“hey do you know rebecca preston?”
“yeah, shes so cool”
by d1sappointment November 23, 2021
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Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022
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