preist

Father BIG M- MAN - PREIST
Likes to hang around Macca's playgrounds and take photos of little boys, Particually the Asian and colored ones.

Big fat white alcoholic preist who dresses as a priest and molests little boys.
Likes to Faunicate and touch.

by shamus smith May 2, 2007

Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

by redbeam October 28, 2009

preity

To respond quickly and intelligently in response to a question.

Bro, that was preity the way you answered back there.

by brwnboy186 March 6, 2009

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done

Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel

by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

prez

Short for president. Particularly used toward the president who doesn't deserve respect because of the policy he conducts.

Our apefaced prez sucks shit in Iraq

by shakhan July 24, 2008