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Ass Pounders 2

Its a movie that two donkeys that get hit by a car
by timmytheclipartkid January 28, 2019
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Pumpkin Pounder

a small male whom is sexually attracted to females of an orange nature
Hey look at Jack Pearce and his missus with a fake tan, he's such a fucking pumpkin pounder.
by EatMyAss115 May 15, 2019
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Quarter Pounder

White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!
by Gerald Armstrong 1 August 19, 2009
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Pickle Pounder

One who fucks a lot of guys, as to pound their pickles.
Gosh Melanie is such a pickle pounder, did you see her go up to that dude's room last night?
by bsblplaya February 21, 2009
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Chest Pounder

an individual who engages in the relentless act during a conversation of telling you how superior he or she is, either by direct or indirect means and regardless if you ask. Everything is about him/her. Figuratively pounding the chest, such as an alpha male gorilla.
Golfer #1: Hey, how have you been?
Chest Pounder: Well, I shot a 75 today. I can't really score well on this course.

Bowler #1: Hey....how's it goin?
Chest Pounder: 237....these lanes are too oily to really score well.
by BulldogBuckeye September 16, 2009
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the pounder

A website featuring a looping image of a man repeateadly hitting his penis with a hammer, to a clip of the song "U Can't touch this" by MC hammer.
There is also a title of the page, reading "Welcome to the pounder".
The pounder is a shock site, designed to shock unsuspecting internet browsers thinking that the site is about something other than hitting your penis with a hammer.
the pounder AIM
- hey, check this out its funny www.thepounder.com
- oh my god! what the hell is that! oh my god! no that is so wrong i hate you i am scarred for life now that is wrong in so many ways
-lol, unlucky.
by +=howard=+ August 30, 2008
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Pouncer

An advanced cat from the future. Someday they WILL invent an even greater number than the #1 and even that will not encompass that which Pouncer wheels in is piggy pinky kitty toe.

While Easily found in the snow, impossibly hard to spot in the dark, or almost so... in a dirty pile of clothes.

Number one in your heart and always on your mind.

'Hey there pouncer your a real cool cat, you got a lot of this and you got a lot of that. Shits going down, he knows where that's at. Theres treasure to be found, he knows where its at. You've lost your car keys, he knows where they're at. You think you have to sneeze, he knows about that. feeling kinda PHAT he knows about that. Boxed fruit drinks, yea he did that. Sliced bread, the Ov glove, post-its, the catalytic converter, breath right strips, those plastic things on the end of your shoe, TRU love, the value meal, hip-hop music, popping and locking, wearing the ball cap backwards, combining shampoo, conditioner and body wash all in one, the bendy straw, the funny bone, doggy style, bi-focal, the bronze age...yea...POUCER DID THAT.
Person A,"My hair feels so clean, yet I still feel so dirty"!!!
Person B,"Why? Did Pouncer wash it"?
by TRadG June 23, 2012
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