Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008

star poach

when there's a bowl of starburst and someone decides to take all of a single color/flavor.

Erich: Man, did you see jeff?
Jim: What?
Erich: he just star poached all of the pink one's out of the bowl! whadda douchebag...

by ballzthefuckinholiday August 12, 2009

Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

hoe-poaching

verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.

"Man did you see that guy try to steal Tom's girl?"
"Yeah, man he was straight up, hoe-poaching."

by Cash4Gold August 5, 2012

playground poacher

Someone who is into underage persons

She went out with a younger individual therefore she is a playground poacher

by swag4tron November 9, 2014

Pussy Poacher

A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.

Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.

by Ascendingtemptest April 29, 2019

Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021