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Pokey Joe

The act of penetrating a man's poop chute, by his female bonking buddy, during normal sexual intercourse. Penetration is usually achieved using a finger, however, the definition allows for the use of a sexual aid or some other specially crafted device.
I was banging shaun's burd last night and she gave me a pokey joe. No wonder he walks funny.
by The Haggis June 16, 2011
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Ponkey

Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay)

Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.

Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies

Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
Seth: MUAHAHAHA
Shafayet: Oh M Gee. Did you lose you're ponkey again?
by Ponkey March 14, 2008
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porked

The act of having a pig shot at you.
Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.
by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009
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porky pussy

when a girl doesn't shave and when the partner tries to go down on her their lip is poked by her porky hairs
i went down on this bitch and her porky pussy cut my lip
by bowman and cobb November 13, 2007
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cork porker

Another way to say ass fucker or fag. Most commonly used to describe a co-worker in the office or other place of employment.
Look at Jimbo over there...yeah he doen't have a clue, what a cork porker.
by GReddyTalon July 14, 2006
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Big Porkens

A phrase used in multiple scenarios and as multiple parts of speech, in order to emphasize someone being stupid, and or acting like an idiot.
“What thomas said wasn’t very big porkens.”
you’re acting like a big porken.”
by bigporkenator July 6, 2021
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Pokey

Tool used to stir up the weed in the bowl or bong. Also can be used to scrape the bowl.
Yo, gimme the pokey this shit needs stired.
by sToNeD January 12, 2005
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