J pope

When J Hope shows you the holy way of life by scaring the thot in your by using hobi water

RM needs J pope because he 'is so pure'

by AnnadaA November 12, 2020

"Pope"ing

The act of cockblocking one's self.

"Did Jon get with that girl? Naw, man he was totalling "Pope"ing last night."

by britters886 April 09, 2012

Pope Thief

One that enables rescue techniques using llemutee's to save whatever pope is currently in office and intends to place them in a home for the elderly so he can get lots of old woman ass.

Sami: We're supposed to be in Vatican City saving the Pope today!
David: I'm sorry, but I have to take this test rather than be a Pope Thief today.

by SamiSmile January 25, 2007

green pope

Someone who doesn't shut up about Esperanto (the esperanto flag is green).

A: "did you know in Espera..."
B:"STOP BEING SUCH A GREEN POPE"

by December 03, 2016

t-pope

When a guy is so extremely hard, his penis is standing straight up, looking like a t with his "hat" being the tip of the penis and his balls being the cross of the t.

Chloe: That guy was so turned on he probably had a t-pope.

by t-pope4life June 05, 2023

kiss of the pope

When a man penetrates another man and the bottom climaxes while the top is still inside the bottom resulting in quick gyrations of the bottom's sphincter around the top's dick & resulting in copious amounts of mutual pleasure.

I fucked Alex so hard that he gave me a climatic & orgasmic kiss of the pope! Righteous!

by JohnsonONE69 September 11, 2021

Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

by TurtlePopeFollower March 26, 2022