poor man's Porsche

1) Any of the cheapest offerings from the Porsche auto company, especially anything from the Boxster line.

2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.

My idiot boss thinks he's hot shit because he got a new sportscar, but it's just a poor man's Porsche.

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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.

by gumpish July 12, 2006

poor people cool

Cool things poor people can afford or do.

A cheap beer that gets you drunk is poor people cool.
A clothing store that has cool used clothing is poor people cool.
A cheap concert with a crappy band is still a concert, and it's poor people cool.

by Dan Christen May 19, 2005

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

Poor Girl Forehead

A condition exhibited in low-income caucasian teenage females in which the subject's forehead appears full, puffy, and covered in cheap makeup.

I left swiped that chick because of her unattractive poor girl forehead

by IOFT March 5, 2015

poor-people

poor-people:

pronunciation: pOOr-pEEoOple

definition: people who are really poor.

Those are some poor-people

by poor-people June 1, 2018

poor cocksucking mother fucker

A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.

Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.

by SWhockey98 September 11, 2006

Poor Fat

-the process having fat in weird places simply because you're too poor to have a well balanced diet.

-having fat in certain places but seeing bones in other areas of ones body
-the consequence of eating 10 pounds of food for less than 10 dollars

Jordan Cramer used to be poor fat, but now meth has him skinny all over

James Holstein has had a McRib everyday of his life. He now has neck fat but you can see the bones in his arms

by daily observer November 29, 2010