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pooch

Any healthy good lookin animal that has a personality, and/or stands out from the others. Usually they are spunky, adorable, precious and smart. They have pretty colors and a pretty face.
That squirrel followed us home.That's a fricken pooch right there.

Flipper the dolphin, Mr. Ed the horse, and Lassie the dog all represent pooches.
by Adub408 July 26, 2021
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pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.
wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight
by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Pooch

To finish a joint, hit the last puff of weed or a drag of a cigarette.
Is there more of that weed? Ya a little bit, pooch it.

Is that joint done? Yaaaa she’s pooched.
by Jayden and Vanessa June 1, 2022
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Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.
Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.
by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015
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Pooch

Verb: A. To slack off and accomplish nothing in a given period of time, without getting caught.

B. To chill with the pooches and discuss general matters of pooching.

Noun: A. a close acquaintance who pooches along side you

B .one who has a strong reputation for pooching hard and pooching often.
"whats Gucci, my Poochie?"

"How's it Poochin' today?"

"Keep on Poochin' on"

"You're pooching too close to the sun"
by P-Master Swine March 9, 2018
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Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.
Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!
by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020
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