cotten pooch

it is a false creature that is made from cotton

cotten pooch. is a cool cotton blueberry

by zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcab August 10, 2014

Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.

"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er

by Pwrz December 09, 2013

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal April 18, 2018

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 22, 2023

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 19, 2007

khuchi pooche

A person with male genitals dressed as a woman.

Bob met a khuchi pooche on the plane to Thailand.

by kountryfried February 27, 2021

Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022