khuchi pooche

A person with male genitals dressed as a woman.

Bob met a khuchi pooche on the plane to Thailand.

by kountryfried February 27, 2021

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 19, 2007

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal April 18, 2018