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A stupid joke started by Kerry supporters.
During a debate Kerry said that the U.S only has support from Australia an the U.K in Iraq, and Bush pointed out "you forgot Poland". I don't see what is so funny. Poland coomands around 9,500 troops in Iraq (2,400 of which are Polish). Whoever said that poland only contributed "a few non-combat troops" is wrong. Also, I think the joke is on Kerry, since how could he not recognize Poland as an ally in Iraq?
Person A: You forgot Poland hahaha!
Person B: That's stupid, Poland commands 9,500 troops in Iraq you moron.
Person A:...
by DominikW August 1, 2005
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Invading Poland

When you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to be crude about it.
Co worker: Hey where did Bob go.
Boss: He told me he was invading Poland
by EJMacki September 6, 2016
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Polanski

Any type of rape or sexual deviance act.
That hot girl won't sleep with me, so I'm just going to have to Polanski her.
by Chinatown's Baby October 1, 2009
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Polanski

A child sodomist. Uses fame, alcohol and / or drugs to lure young girls into his web and sodomize them before you can shout, 'UNCLE'
I was 'Polanskied' by that guy. My ass is ruptured dude!
by NotDrPhil October 30, 2010
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poland

A small country in central Europe.

Come to us!
Your car is already here.

Why so many Poles go to Great Britain?
'Cause they're clever enough to earn money in GB and spend it in PL.
Jokes about Poland are as true as Copernicus was a woman.

"Przyjedz do nas, twoj samochod jest juz tutaj od dawna!" by Kult 12 Groszy
by daggisa April 25, 2008
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Pomona

A city in Rockland County, NY.

Part of the East Ramapo and North Rockland School Districts.

There is a growing Jewish Hasidic population, which is slowly starving Pomona and Rockalnd to death. They avoid taxes by declaring thier houses places of worship, and they vote down the school budget every time, because their children go to private schools.
Pomona is slowly being taken over by the Hasidics, just like the rest of Western Rockland.
by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006
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Poland high school

School where stupid stuck up rich boys go and flaunt off daddy's credit card. runs from fights or eats punch and presses charges afterward. AKA bitches. no one likes them because theyre pussy bitches
Mooney kid: hey bitch (poland kid)
Poland kid: AHHH dont hurt me
Poland high school
by polandsmasher69696969 November 5, 2012
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