scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

The Potatoes are on fire

A secret code to call a meeting with people

Zoe, the potatoes are on fire! Meets secretly

by Hownon July 21, 2018

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020

yummy potatoes

a potato that is cooked perfectly.

yo i just had the perfect yummy potatoes

by dumb.skittle February 10, 2021