Jou Ma Se Poes

A way to say that someone's mother is Beautiful in Afrikaans

Jammer James, Jou ma se poes

by Chocolate Cassarole October 29, 2023

poepsex

normal sex but then someone wil poop into your mound!

Those males have poepsex.

by Alesia December 15, 2003

poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.

"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"

by TheBoss May 3, 2014

POATS

Firstly used as a nickname for the big PM to describe her uniqueness meaning how much of a mess/twat she is.

"She's heavy POATS"

by polkat July 29, 2015

Pets

The only member of the family you actually like.

Pets

by GummyOverdose May 12, 2018

pub pets

Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.

Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.

by ChrisDay July 5, 2006

mexican pets

The cockroaches that live in the house of someone who has no pets.

Janel couldn't afford a hamster for her bambinos, so she just let them play with their little brown mexican pets

by flatbuttsrugly October 16, 2008