Computer Potato

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.

Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "

by ImSoMcLovin January 23, 2009

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crusty potato

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010

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North Carolina Sweet Potato

Filthy sex act akin to the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Hot Plate, Minnesota Pincher or other geography based terms brimming with sexual innuendo.

Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "What happened to you?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"

by mbmbamam April 17, 2011

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creamed potato

when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man

Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato

by sexxxxxxxxx089 November 12, 2009

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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010

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