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A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.
Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue
by I lost the big game June 2, 2021
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a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives
"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"
by gman gaming October 16, 2021
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Politics is the tool the government uses to control the thinking of it's citizens to divide and conquer.
Politics is used to divide people with hate and fear, so that they cling to their political leaders without questioning "their" side.
by SkepticalSkeptic March 17, 2022
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-guy 1 oh my god lets talk about politics

-you stfu kys dont care cope hang yourself
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person 1: i really hate politics
person 2: ...what the fuck is politics
by DoodleBaldiBFB February 28, 2022
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I mean.... if by “politics” you mean “not being manipulated” and “not allowing people to get things they don’t deserve” then, yeah, that’s exactly what he did. I (on the other hand) have been transgressed against. I have been failed by a system that has rendered me irrelevant, 98% of my family. I don’t need to let you do this to me. I’m doing it out of the kindness of my heart. And you’re exploiting that kindness. Because that’s what you’re like. All of you.
Hym “If actions are more important than words, why are you doing the thing you’re doing? I don’t even really need to act. I’ve already proven I can contribute substantially to the world from the comfort of my own home and if I wasn’t being publicly and blatantly exploited. And that’s what this is about. You, imposing you Protestant work ethic philosophy on me and by extension anyone who isn’t one of your fuck trophies and/or dicking down your daughters. It’s about being God unto Pharaoh. That’s the reality of your politics. ‘The government can’t be the final arbiter of morality... because it should be my church.... and because I can’t think and have be raised to accept the propositional ethic... I am an avatar of the propositional ethic... therefore, the final arbiter of morality is me.... me, me, me...’ and this is the problem with all religion (secular and Theistic religions alike). It’s just narcissism with more steps.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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