plumBs

an extraordinarily large set of nuts that resemble two plums swaying gingerly in a latex glove.

i stopped pumpin the bitch, but my nuts kept swayin like a pendulum from my nacho to her gut

by Els April 3, 2004

Plumb Job

To thoroughly cover a females fine ass with your favorite scented lotion and screw her crack like there's no tomorrow until orgasm. No penetration is necessary.

She was working under the sink one day and her low rise jeans began to fall. That plumbers crack was irrestable. I reached for the Jergens next to the sink and let the white devil out of the bottle. Her crack being well greased, I unleashed my flesh devil onto her Grand Canyon. Bliss was obtained in the next 15 seconds.

by Andy!!! December 10, 2004

Plum Job

This goes beyond deep throat and way past your tricky dick. When the entire sword has been swallowed, one manually pulls open each cheek in order to insert the two orbs, thus orally encasing the entire baby-making mechanism. The advantage for aficionados of deep penetration is that once the globes are inside, two to three more inches of manliness can be thrust forward. Just be careful not to run out of air because disengaging takes a moment and panic could ensue.

She had all my junk in and then she grabbed my ass and took me deep. The thing about a plum job like that is, if she could have forced her tongue out, she would have been rimming me at the same time!

by Chris Zizzo August 6, 2008

Plumb Bob

The act of stuffing ones testicles into a womans' vagina.

I'm totally going to plumb bob that bitch!

by Riggatoni January 17, 2011

Plumber's Crack

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.

Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"

by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009

Plumbing

Wearing one's pants so low as to display one's asscrack. Derived from the state of many a fat plumber's pants.

Dude, pull up your pants you're plumbing.

by lesseins August 14, 2008

plumb

A simpleton, dunce or idiot. Sometimes used in London.

"Eric's just fallen down the stairs... what a plumb!"

by el tony July 25, 2006