Ploon

An object which gives the impression of being a perching bird. For example, a dog poo bag suspended on a twig.

There's a ploon hanging from that hedge.

by Padski Padders January 10, 2021

ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear

Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?

by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021

Piss plop

The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.

Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."

Thing 2: "Did he look over?"

Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."

Thing 2: "Sucks."

by courtking August 9, 2009

lap-plop

The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.

"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.

by palmwine416 July 16, 2010

cunt plop

the act of sitting on a piece of poo and letting some go into your vagina. you then stand up and let it plop out :)

i was with this dutty girl last night, then her mum came in and did a massive cunt plop on the cat

by the kiddy katching king August 20, 2011

Tik Plop

When you spend an extended time on the toilet distracted by Tik Tok

Naomi: why is Holly taking so long in the toilet?
Reece: She's doing a Tik Plop

by Townsville Tongan August 28, 2020

Plooper

Another word for a butthole. The term comes from the sound made by "ploop" sound made by shit hitting water.

I'm gonna stick my boot right up your plooper!

by plooper November 19, 2013