Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010

Pikeville

A town in one of the poorest, 3rd world regions of America that has some flashy, dirty, coal money. Stinks of corruption. Has confused the word of Jesus with the word of Mitch McConnel. After the arduous mountain drive, it felt like entering a pleasantville-inspired Moordor. Surrounded by extreme poverty and hours of trailer parks, downtown pikeville is full of tulips and has an excessively nice purple playground and light up fountain.

Hey pikeville, if you don't vote for coal and put up with the black lung and retarded babies we're taking all the tulips away and you'll have to rot in a trailer like all the other hillbillies!!!

by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015

pikeys

(not to be confused with 'wannabe pikeys' or 'clinger-on pikeys' who in live perfectly nice areas but just want to be cool).Pikeys are People who either live in council houses, or in areas where the houses now look like council houses because by them living there it now seems like they are(no offense if u liv in a council house, i know some perfectly nice peopl who liv in them). they also usually wear those parka coats with fur all round the hood to school because they think it makes them look hard. Out of school all pikeys wear lots of addidas,nike,schott,clothing etc. Most pikeys also smoke (in and out of school),also in school they also just randomly walk into people and say "u startin" and in some cases proceed to punch the person, but due to the state of the british school system nothing is done about this. another sign that someone is a pikey is if they just ramdomly spit at cars(because they relize they'll never own one), people(because they're subhuman and dont like things different to them and who have an IQ over 90)and they often spit on the ground for no reason. Pikeys also always jell their hair aand sometimes bleach it blonde. NOTE:u must be all or at least 60% of these things to be a pikey

If you're a pikey you wont want to admit it, but in the back of youre mind you know

by jambo December 3, 2003

plaiker

when a male has a semen discharge into a female's/male's belly button.

i soooo plaikered her so hard.

by dilbaid1 April 25, 2009

Pikeypalooza

Slang name for the Appleby Horse Fair, is a which is held annually at Appleby-in-Westmorland, Cumbria, England.

Those caravans are full of Irish travellers headed to Pikeypalooza.

by Hameroids November 16, 2012

Pikey Styley

Theft of something with little to no value risking everything

Stealing a lighter, risking your life for it. Pikey styley

by vallan August 20, 2013

pike in

"Pike in", derivative of an East End Cockney expression.

Definition:
The groundedness necessary to remain sane on the current life path you're on.

Common usage:
"Thank goodness I'm not a movie star. It'd be impossible to pike in."

Discovered during 4 hour periodontal procedure at a celebrity mecca dental office.

"Thank goodness I'm not a movie star. It'd be impossible to pike in."

by Robin Redtailhawk February 27, 2014