Platos Fagatos

A wanna be Player Faggot. can also be shortend to Fagtos

1.That Platos Fagatos would not shut the fuck up. he annoyes the shit out of every one in the room, but no one wants to be a dick and kick him out.
2. He is such a Fagtos!

by Shadow spitter February 23, 2010

ghetto platinum

When a welfare recipiant(usually black people) go to the store buy junk food, blunts, cigs and anything else except the essentials and they swipe their ACCESS cards. All paid for courtesy of tax payers and job holders

Must be nice to buy all that shit with a ghetto platinum while I sit back and pay for it.

by clitman69 April 17, 2009

patish

similar to the word 'pft'. An expression used to show one doesnt give a crap.

"you SUCK" said Bill
"patish..." replied Frank

by chan-hanster April 3, 2009

playist

A person who asks out and likes LOTS of people of the opposite sex, but doesn't get them.

Nick and Adam are such playists. They asked out Christy, Kylie, Maddie, Grace, Jack, and Billy, all in the same week. All of them said no.

by girl who u stalk too much March 23, 2010

plastisanity

The uncontrollable state of insanity when coming into contact with play-doh or plasticene.

I took my son to the early learning center shop today, I left him at the play-doh station for a moment and return to find him in a state of plastisanity!

by Mr. Rupert J Bear November 13, 2010

Platinum AK47

The weapon Saddam Hussein used. An American soldier attempted smuggling it as a war prize.

General: Quick boy, get me that Platinum AK47.
Boy:شما حرامزاده شما می توانید اسلحه خود را بتعویق انداختن شما را نخواهد گرف
Translator: I think he says you can't take it sir.
General: Quick smuggle it aboard the aircraft.

by BoyTomatoPersianPrideWhatever January 24, 2011

Plaister

A person who regularly conceives 'Plaister's' has a certain characteristic which can formally be known as 'Mr smooth'. The general definition for a 'Plaister' is having sex with your girlfriend on a unit of work and/or any other peculiar place for intercourse. Whoever gets plaistered, becomes a plaistee.

Hey babe, are you up for a Plaister on the fridge tonight? Me and my girlfriend had a jolly good plaister last night! I plaistered her all over the kitchen!

by jDAWG Plaisting you July 9, 2011